Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Bart's Movie Review

 Seen on 8/6/13
The Evil wizard Gargamel is "Up to his old tricks again" this time conjuring up smurf clones called Naughties to kidnap Smurfette

I Thought this Movie was weak from the start "Weak Plot, Same tired theme song with a different local thrown in and a new human character added to the mix. Now I Love cartoon movies i;e Most Disney Animated movies and some Fox ones, but "You have to have an Engaging story and it just wasn't.

So they should've stuck to making just the one and called it good.

Overall rating 0/5 Stars  "If you want a fun animated movie see Despicable Me 2 instead"

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Bart's Space Movie Review

A look at the relationship between Mike and Sulley during their days at Monsters University -- when they weren't necessarily the best of friends. 

From the start I knew I was going to be in for a treat, Because with a name like Disney/Pixar  How can You go wrong, To me it's a virtual Impossibility. 

Having said that, This Monsters Outing was very well done, The backstory I felt really Iliastrated the feeling of how it is being the new guy and the way their precieved by their peers.

I  also loved the introduction of the new Monsters and well as a reintroduction of Fan Favorites which I felt added real depth and dimension to the world that the director and writers were trying to create.

I Honestly can['t find anything wrong with this Movie, Other then to say "It was a fun trip"

Overall Rating   5/5 Stars

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Bart's Space Movie Review

The events leading up to the sword fighting cat's meeting with Shrek and his friends. 

I thought this film was a pretty enjoyable romp into the backstory of how Puss became the boot wearing feline that we see in the "Shrek Films" I also found it funny that the reviewer who rated it on Internet Movie Database Said "That He felt "There are instances of real invention here. The first is the setting, which is sort of a medieval spaghetti western, although the western card was played better in "Rango".

Um...Dude Rango was meant to be more of an "American Western" whereas this was set in Mexico, So it's more Of a "Mexican western". I do have to admit however that if they were going for more of a "Western Feel" the "Overall Plot" kinda threw me off a bit".

But the Story was fun and had good action and pacing to it.

Overall Rating 4/5 Stars

Monday, January 21, 2013

Christmas 2012


Hey Everyone,

I had an amazing Christmas this year and the Best Part was I actually got visit from "The Jolly Old Elf" Himself" Yes that's Right I'm talking about Santa Clause, HE ACTUALLY MADE A PERSONAL VISIT TO MY HOUSE!!!! 

I was BLOWN AWAY!!!!  I think the only slight downside was I felt like the time spent with the extended family was "Cut a little Short" But in Hindsight I actually got to spend time with all 3 of my aunt's uncles and cousins on my mom's side so it worked out.

I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE HAD AS GREAT A CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS AS I DID!!!!

SEE YA CHRISTMAS 2013

Friday, December 14, 2012

Bart's Movie Review

Seen on 12/13/12

 

A curious Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, journeys to the Lonely Mountain with a vigorous group of Dwarves to reclaim a treasure stolen from them by the dragon Smaug.


I really enjoyed this movie, not simply just for the fact that I read the book, but also for me it "Brought the Lord of the Rings experience "Full Circle"  for those who have not yet viewed the "Lord of the Ring's Trilogy" I won't say any more than that so as not to spoil it.

The Only slight thing that I disliked, was that some parts, mainly in the beginning, were a little" slow-sided," But other than that it was great.

Bart's Movie Review    5/5 Stars "Peter Jackson Does it Again!!!"


Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Bart's Space Movie Review

A jaded former jockey helps a young girl prepare a wild but gifted horse for England's Grand National Sweepstakes. 

I thought this Movie was pretty decent fare with a solid, but semi-predictable story coupled with acting that for it's time was tolerable and cute, but living in the 20th century, for me it was like eating an "Overly Syrupy pancake" in that it was "TOO LACED WITH SUGARY SWEETNESS IT WAS ALMOST GAG WORTHY."

So Overall if you want to travel back to a simpler time and don't want a "Plot Heavy Movie" than this is the film for you.

Overall Rating   3/5 Stars

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Bart's Space Movie Review

Seen on 9/16/12
In a twist to the fairy tale, the Huntsman is ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen.

I thought this was an "Ok" version of the Snow White tale, It just was very dark and as I've said in past reviews, isn't there enough evil in the world already? Why to we have to make it worse by making a classic Children's tale into somthing that it really shouldn't be. Which Is why I prefer "Mirror, Mirror" and the original Walt Disney classic over this hands down.


Bart's Space Movie Review 2/5 ’ Stars I guess this was made more for adults than kids and I guess that makes me a kid in an adult's body.